Rudewords
-
It's missing "pillow biter", "cockwomble" and "lucas1", though
-
@tufty LOL
- Beef curtains
- Iberian slap
- Div
-
"Bonk" is a sexual reference?
-
@anonymous234 said in Rudewords:
"Bonk" is a sexual reference?
I was under the impression it was a euphemism for coitus.
Then again, I didn't see "do IT" in the list.
Also, "pre-watershed"? Wtf is that?
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
I was under the impression it was a euphemism for coitus.
Yeah but pretty much everything is.
Filed under: We spronkled all night
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
Also, "pre-watershed"? Wtf is that?
It means “on TV before 9 o’clock in the evening” in the UK. After that time, TV shows can use a lot more swearing etc. than before (but even then IIRC, on BBC at least there’s quota for how many fucks and similar-level expletives they’re allowed to use). The term apparently refers to the way a watershed is the dividing line between the drainage basins of two rivers.
-
@Gurth I suppose it's only cromulent to dedicate a time that all the wankers can be assured they'll get their cunts (wait, wankers is a word in this keyboard but "cunts" isnt? ) and cocksuckers satisfied.
We really need to expand the variety of these things in modern parlance, people are highly unoriginal if this clip is anything to go by:
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
We really need to expand the variety of these things in modern parlance,
We have Roger's Profanisaurus for that.
http://hudsoncress.net/hudsoncress.org/html/library/dictionaries/Roger`s Profanisaurus.pdf
-
And still this nanny statism didn't preclude a certain developer with issues with ids and classes from learning a... robust... working vocabulary.
-
@Tsaukpaetra It's worse in the US, if anything. Most people's obscene vocabulary seems limited to Carlin's Seven Words, which is tiny compared to that list.
OTOH, that's probably a good thing.
History Of The Word Fu*k – 02:31
— M1K3xR34RD0N
-
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
all the wankers can be assured they'll get their cunts
Wankers generally don't get cunts.
Although, there is the 'fancy wank'...
-
Yo do occasionally get someone who is drunk enough to get creative:
Flesh-Eyed Morphadite – 02:04
— KaylaRieg
-
@tufty TBH I think this snide jab at me says more about you than it does about me.
-
@tufty TBH I think this snide jab at me says more about you than it does about me.
What, that he considers your username a rudeword? And why might that be?
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
@Gurth I suppose it's only cromulent to dedicate a time that all the wankers can be assured they'll get their cunts (wait, wankers is a word in this keyboard but "cunts" isnt? ) and cocksuckers satisfied.
I think the idea is more or less the other way around: that by this time, children who shouldn’t (yet) know these words are no longer watching.
@coldandtired said in Rudewords:
Wankers generally don't get cunts.
That depends on the sex of the wanker, I’d say.
-
@boomzilla said in Rudewords:
Iberian slap
TIL.
This name, I mean. Not the gesture. The gesture is part our cultural heritage.
-
My great (great?) grandfather's favorite cuss-word was "jersey cow". He had one that was an expert at getting out of her pen, which was (at least partly) an electric fence. She'd stand back from the fence and stretch her neck out as far as she could to just barely touch her nose to the active wire, and if it sparked, she'd go about her other business, and check again in about a half hour. If the fence was down, she was instantly out.
-
My great (great?) grandfather's favorite cuss-word was "jersey cow". He had one that was an expert at getting out of her pen, which was (at least partly) an electric fence. She'd stand back from the fence and stretch her neck out as far as she could to just barely touch her nose to the active wire, and if it sparked, she'd go about her other business, and check again in about a half hour. If the fence was down, she was instantly out.
A cow like that you just have to cull. More trouble than she's worth.
-
@pydsigner said in Rudewords:
My great (great?) grandfather's favorite cuss-word was "jersey cow". He had one that was an expert at getting out of her pen, which was (at least partly) an electric fence. She'd stand back from the fence and stretch her neck out as far as she could to just barely touch her nose to the active wire, and if it sparked, she'd go about her other business, and check again in about a half hour. If the fence was down, she was instantly out.
A cow like that you just have to cull. More trouble than she's worth.
If she's your only dairy cow, though...
(and you can't afford to get another)
-
@pydsigner said in Rudewords:
My great (great?) grandfather's favorite cuss-word was "jersey cow". He had one that was an expert at getting out of her pen, which was (at least partly) an electric fence. She'd stand back from the fence and stretch her neck out as far as she could to just barely touch her nose to the active wire, and if it sparked, she'd go about her other business, and check again in about a half hour. If the fence was down, she was instantly out.
A cow like that you just have to cull. More trouble than she's worth.
If she's your only dairy cow, though...
(and you can't afford to get another)Sounds like a call for innovation then!
Cow+portable automated milking machine+automated vending machine+refrigerator = Wandering Milk Repository of Wonder!
-
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
Cow+portable automated milking machine+automated vending machine+refrigerator = Wandering Milk Repository of Wonder!
Double points if you can install all that inside the cow itself to save on space.
-
@e4tmyl33t said in Rudewords:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
Cow+portable automated milking machine+automated vending machine+refrigerator = Wandering Milk Repository of Wonder!
Double points if you can install all that inside the cow itself to save on space.
Why else were they given four stomachs?
-
@e4tmyl33t said in Rudewords:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Rudewords:
Cow+portable automated milking machine+automated vending machine+refrigerator = Wandering Milk Repository of Wonder!
Double points if you can install all that inside the cow itself to save on space.
There is a lot of meat they don't use after all, right?
...
This got morbid real quick...
-
@Tsaukpaetra MOObid?
-
@tufty TBH I think this snide jab at me says more about you than it does about me.
Yeah; it says how tufty is funny and you aren't.
-
-
@Lorne-Kates said in Rudewords:
@pydsigner said in Rudewords:
Why else were they given four stomachs?
Orgies.
:what_does_that_even: :do_not_want:
-
@pydsigner said in Rudewords:
@Lorne-Kates said in Rudewords:
@pydsigner said in Rudewords:
Why else were they given four stomachs?
Orgies.
:what_does_that_even: :do_not_want:
Party in My Tummy - Yo Gabba Gabba! Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs – 02:17
— Yo Gabba Gabba! - WildBrain
-
@Lorne-Kates I think that comment proves how much of a cunt you are and I am not.
Also humour is subjective ... I think shit posting game of thrones stuff is hilarious when drinking.
Stannis the Mannis – 01:11
— FatBoyStoichBut I think it is lame as fuck when sober. Remember you can be talking to two completely different mindsets when talking to me.
-
Remember you can be talking to two completely different mindsets when talking to me.
That's your problem, not ours. Still, recognition you have a problem is a good thing, it's the first step...
-
@tufty You are still too stupid to know when I am taking the piss. Christ.
-
-
-