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  • RE: On not using the right example subject on StackOverflow in your code [potentially NSFW]

    @pjh that chart is labeled "fixation length", so "a cursory glance" doesn't really apply considering the guy's crotch is the highest level's color.

    posted in CodeSOD
  • RE: GIF or JIF?

    @anotherusername said in GIF or JIF?:

    @arantor said in GIF or JIF?:

    I don't get your point about the A being pronounced differently, maybe you pronounce apparatus differently to me but the short A sounds the same round these parts

    The initial A in "apparatus" is a long A.

    Application: long A
    Apprehend: long A
    Appetizer: long A
    Applicant: long A
    Applying: ...no wait, that's a short A...
    Approval: short A
    Apportion: short A
    Appendix: short A

    :man_shrugging:

    Other sounds for inital A's:

    Aardvark
    Anus
    Aegis (no, this is not pronounced like a-jus)

    posted in General
  • RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this

    @pie_flavor said in Nobody shares knowledge better than this:

    Those poor fuckers probably don't still think that vaccines cause autism. :trolleybus:

    Autism causes vaccines, actually.

    posted in Funny stuff
  • RE: Nobody shares knowledge better than this posted in Funny stuff
  • RE: Nailing it...

    @pie_flavor said in Nailing it...:

    @ben_lubar said in Nailing it...:

    @pie_flavor said in Nailing it...:

    @ben_lubar said in Nailing it...:

    @pie_flavor said in Nailing it...:

    @karla said in Nailing it...:

    Am I the only one looking for yellow nails that look like this:

    picture removed for scrolling purposes

    And was like :scream:

    That's what Jesus would wear.

    Imagine Jesus in a snowball fight trying to make a snowball but the snow is spraying out the back of his hands.

    I'd say 'imagine Jesus jerking off with the hole in his hand', but you probably shouldn't.

    Imagine if Jesus tried to plug a hole in a dyke with his palm.

    TIL an alternate definition of 'dyke'. Not that the colloquial meaning wouldn't also work.

    Penis Van Lesbian

    posted in Side Bar WTF
  • RE: Looking for job (USA)

    @gąska said in Looking for job (USA):

    Still no job though.

    Might I interest you in some scotch?

    posted in Look At Me!
  • RE: Nailing it...

    @pie_flavor said in Nailing it...:

    @ben_lubar said in Nailing it...:

    @pie_flavor said in Nailing it...:

    @karla said in Nailing it...:

    Am I the only one looking for yellow nails that look like this:

    picture removed for scrolling purposes

    And was like :scream:

    That's what Jesus would wear.

    Imagine Jesus in a snowball fight trying to make a snowball but the snow is spraying out the back of his hands.

    I'd say 'imagine Jesus jerking off with the hole in his hand', but you probably shouldn't.

    Imagine if Jesus tried to plug a hole in a dyke with his palm.

    posted in Side Bar WTF
  • RE: The Perplexing Complexity of Failure, a local dwarven government

    @e4tmyl33t said in The Perplexing Complexity of Failure, a local dwarven government:

    [plump helmets are] (in my opinion) one of the easiest plants to farm in the game

    They're the only plant that fulfils all of these requirements:

    1. Can be eaten without any preparation straight from the field
    2. Can be grown underground
    3. Can be grown in every season
    4. Can be made into alcohol
    5. Can be cooked into food without any intermediate steps
    6. Can be grown from seeds available at embark
    7. Can be brought during embark
    8. Has been observed to be sentient

    For the record, the other underground plants don't even come close:

    • Cave wheat: 2, 4, 6
    • Dimple cups: 2, 3, 6
    • Pig tails: 2, 4, 6
    • Quarry bushes: 2, 6
    • Sweet pods: 2, 4, 6
    posted in Games
  • RE: The Perplexing Complexity of Failure, a local dwarven government
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Scanning goods offered by Kifino from Lapama Thone...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] We have 862 dorfbux of items we're willing to trade.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: grown alder fiweno
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 70 Offered: 0
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 2 of item: prepared water buffalo spleen roast [2]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 70 Offered: 52
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 2 of item: llama meat roast [9]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 70 Offered: 88
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: grown walnut wood capi
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 150 Offered: 88
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 5 more of item: llama meat roast [9]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 150 Offered: 178
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: grown papaya wood rúfa
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 300 Offered: 178
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 2 more of item: llama meat roast [9]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 300 Offered: 214
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 3 of item: dwarven wheat flour roast [12]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 300 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Cannot afford any of item, skipping: grown olive wood fiweno
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: silty clay
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 303 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: sandy clay
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 306 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 1 of item: sandy clay
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 309 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: saguaro fruit [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 319 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: date palm flower stalks [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 329 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: oranges [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 339 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: lychees [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 349 Offered: 376
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 1 more of item: dwarven wheat flour roast [12]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 349 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: lychees [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 359 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: citrons [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 369 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: lychees [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 379 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: bitter oranges [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 389 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requesting 5 of item: carambolas [5]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 399 Offered: 430
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 1 more of item: dwarven wheat flour roast [12]
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 399 Offered: 484
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Making offer...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Trader reply: With your trade goods such as they are, I can't fathom you ending up with all of those items.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Attempting to add 96 dorfbux of offered goods...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 2 more of item: dwarven wheat flour roast [12]. -12 dorfbux remain.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 399 Offered: 592
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Making offer...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Trader reply: With your trade goods such as they are, I can't fathom you ending up with all of those items.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Attempting to add 118 dorfbux of offered goods...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offering 3 more of item: dwarven wheat flour roast [12]. -44 dorfbux remain.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Requested: 399 Offered: 754
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Making offer...
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Trader reply: Ah, wonderful. Thank you for your business.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Offer was accepted.
    00251-01-17:0850 [trade] Dismissed broker from depot: finished trade
    

    And that's how the elves traded 399☼ worth of wooden musical instruments and assorted fruits for 484☼592☼754☼ worth of "food".

    posted in Games

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