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  Poll: who is crazier, Stallman or Mcfee?
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  @antiquarian said in Poll: who is crazier, Stallman or Mcfee?: @ben_lubar FBMAC_NOT_FOUND I hear he has some sock puppets...
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  What are your small compulsive behaviors?
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  @da-doctah said in What are your small compulsive behaviors?: Do you use this with Chicken McNuggets? They apparently come in four standard shapes I wouldn’t know what shapes they come in because I’ve never had any in my life. So no, I don’t :)
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  Trying to exercise again
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  @timebandit said in Trying to exercise again: @karla said in Trying to exercise again: I forget I am no longer a badass Now you're a sore-ass Yes.
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  Next iteration of "things that shouldn't be done in pure CSS": Tic-Tac-Toe (vs. computer)
  css is awesome • • anotherusername  

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  @khudzlin said in Next iteration of "things that shouldn't be done in pure CSS": Tic-Tac-Toe (vs. computer): I bet it still ended in draws, unless one player made a mistake. We were quite little when we used to play it. When we learned the correct strategy it no longer held any vestige of interest.
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  Message to Alex
  fuck this shit • • kt_  

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  @pjh said in Message to Alex: @timebandit said in Message to Alex: @jaloopa said in Message to Alex: Just reverse the image and it's fine Ooh pretty!
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  I haz a forum!
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  Well that was fun. My 1-month free trial is up now, so the server's been shut down. But I managed to get a lot done to improve things and fix bugs with your guys' help. Thanks!
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  Desktop UI Toolkits/Frameworks
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  @topspin said in Desktop UI Toolkits/Frameworks: Windows-style Open File is so much better. QFT. Being able to bring up the context menus of folders on the directory tree can be quite useful.
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  Make Vespucciland Great Again!
  vespucciland yes its really stupid • • El_Heffe  

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  @lb_ said in Make Vespucciland Great Again!: An excerpt from "Lies My Teacher Told Me", a list of times when other peoples "discovered" America: "Moderate" seems like a rather drastic overstatement for several of those proposals. For example: Theory of Phoenician discovery of the Americas - Wikipedia
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  Sandwich bites
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  @Karla said in Help Bites: You need help on something but it doesn't need a full thread. You're hungry but it you don't need a full sandwhich thread.
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  Re: Reply as topic
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  @tsaukpaetra said in Re: Reply as topic: Response indicating that I'm on mobile and am therefore Different™. Expounding discussion lamenting that most mobile keyboards are not conducive to programming language syntaxes, of which HTML might be considered being. Comment suggesting that you are being less than truthful about it being a problem on mobile because you typed the HTML character code ™ instead of just using the ™ key, which suggests that you're not actually on mobile. Note informing you that your input is no longer necessary here, accompanied by removing access to provide said input from you and all your friends and associates.
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  Reply as topic
  tag thread • • hungrier  

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  @darkmatter Post laughing at people who CSS shadowban other posters.
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  What markup format do you prefer?
  markdown markabstart markleft markright markup • • RaceProUK  

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  @dkf said in What markup format do you prefer?: @magus said in What markup format do you prefer?: The answer to this thread is XAML. But what is the question to go with that answer? All I've got is “What do you get when you multiply six by nine?” but I don't think that helps. But we're descended from the Golgafrinchans, so that's either the wrong one or a distortion of the right one.
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  Re: Reply as topic
  not this shit again tags • • Zecc  

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  @izzion said in Reply as topic: @nedfodder Filed under: Subtle tag joke that requires Thread with content unrelated to the subject to which its unchanged title refers.
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  Markdown: Data or stfu
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  @masonwheeler said in Markdown: Data or stfu: @ben_lubar said in Markdown: Data or stfu: @lorne-kates I'm not going to provide any data, but I will provide some context: Here is the original "spec" for Markdown: Daring Fireball: Markdown It's riddled with inconsistencies and vagueness, and the only real thing anyone had to test their implementation against was a Perl implementation that didn't match up with the "spec" in some cases. This is interesting. That's the same guy who wrote Ronco Spray-On Usability, one of the most widely-known articles criticizing open-source usability. And he's the guy who created Markdown? Maybe this quote from that article explains Markdown: the foreward for the book
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  The signature that keeps on giving
  and then the murders began • • RaceProUK  

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  @raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™: And then the murders began.
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  Someone who is a member of the American Medical Association should do an AMA about the AMA
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  Someone should do an meta-analysis on that thread and do a AMA about the AMA's AMA.
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  Steve Jobs, the movie
  fuck this shit • • kt_  

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  @dkf said in Steve Jobs, the movie: @luhmann said in Steve Jobs, the movie: the bulge in my below the belt part. Too much good food. Not enough exercise. A lesson for us all. Health at any size, you Nazi.
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  What the fuck, Apple?
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  @scholrlea said in What the fuck, Apple?: And thus started 130 years of... …grated cheese competitions?
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  Drangon dildos. Or was it dildo drangons. Which is better - there's only one way to decide..
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  @anonymous234 said in Drangon dildos. Or was it dildo drangons. Which is better - there's only one way to decide..: @dkf said in Drangon dildos. Or was it dildo drangons. Which is better - there's only one way to decide..: @lorne-kates said in Drangon dildos. Or was it dildo drangons. Which is better - there's only one way to decide..: NO YOU GET OUT OF MY THREAD! This thread appears to be my thread. I'm not telling anyone to get out. It's our thread now! https://youtu.be/GNYXtY18sPU Wow, I think i recognized every one of those guys!
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  Is this a union?
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  @scholrlea said in Is this a union?: @djls45 Guy? There are no males in that picture... a dress and a tuxedo, yes, but that doesn't say who is wearing them, though I am pretty sure it's a case of TTFJYI anyway, so... whatev'. Filed Under: Who's ing who? Also why is the butch one wearing the white dress? I assume the one with short nails is butch.
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  What the fuck, Android
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  @sh_code said in What the fuck, Android: @tsaukpaetra said in What the fuck, Android: @sh_code said in What the fuck, Android: @tsaukpaetra said in What the fuck, Android: @sh_code said in What the fuck, Android: @lorne-kates said in What the fuck, Android: @sh_code said in What the fuck, Android: ...oh. I said iOS was the one that work, dork-nibbler. yeah, and I just saw the opportunity to make that joke and from that point I just ignored the meaning of related parts of your comment, sorry. I gotta amuse myself somehow Has nobody shown you how to masturbate? correct, nobody. I kinda figured it out by myself when I was eleven or twelve, i think. but sometimes I've got to amuse myself with other people. better? I'm not sure if the revised statement is better. Was anyone else amused alongside you? :/ I can't tell... ...amuse myself using other people? i can maybe play this game until the statement degrades to something horrible like rape or murder or something. the question is: do you want it to? oh wait, it kinda just did. what do I win? :-D (currently week into binge-watching House M.D. it's funny to observe what it does to my sense of humor.) You win a lupusine ? 🐺 😉
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  Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT
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  @blakeyrat said in Is this Porn? DO NOT POST DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT: "give your custom?" Is that some kind of masturbation term? If you are unclear as to the meaning of words, I suggest you consult a database known as a "dictionary". There are several on the Internet; alternatively you could buy a printout. Merriam-Webster, for example, gives a definition of "custom" as "business patronage". Look, Steam's being wise to not sell explicit games that don't have a ESRB rating. If some "investigative reporter" posed as a 13-year-old and bought one, they'd be up shit creek Humble didn't seem to have a problem with it. And pro-tip: to avoid that issue don't sell explicit content to people posing as 13-year-olds. it could even incur government censorship of games What, like California Civil Code 1746-1746.5? Good thing we have the ESRB keeping things like that from being passed. Because industry censorship is so much better than government censorship.
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  what your superpower it is
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  @lorne-kates said in what your superpower it is: @arantor said in what your superpower it is: she's in a relationship with a female necromancer So even those she's a lesbian, she still gets boned. This actually happens in Living World Season 2 Episode 1. She bones someone else in Living World Season 3 Episode 1.
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  Is this a alien?
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  Is this a alien? Has anyone tried answering this question using SSDS?
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  I am going to be on discussion about veganism
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  @pie_flavor said in I am going to be on discussion about veganism: @djls45 said in I am going to be on discussion about veganism: No, he told the priests to wear undergarments so that when they were up above the people during the performance of their duties, the wind or certain movements couldn't expose them. It was an anti- measure. That seems silly; the idea is to keep such thoughts out of the minds of the priests, not the people looking at them. Why not both?
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  Pick my front-end framework for me
  we need a new javascript framework poll • • Unperverted Vixen  

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  @adynathos said in Pick my front-end framework for me: In that context, I considered it an advantage of polymer - that in the future, it may be a native feature of the browsers. Do you find it likely they will abandon this idea? (Or maybe my idea that Polymer == WebComponents is wrong?) Polymer polyfills web components and adds some missing things on top of it, like a working templating language. And yes, it doesn't seem like the web components spec has a future. No one besides Google is implementing it. Even if they were, you'd still need a javascript framework to make it actually usable, as polymer demonstrates. Here's all you need to know about react vs web components: https://dmitriid.com/blog/2017/03/the-broken-promise-of-web-components/ TLDR: web components are awful, react has won.
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  Name your craft beer
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  @hungrier said in Name your craft beer: @blakeyrat said in Name your craft beer: nothing called "the Apollo Space Shuttles" ever existed Could be a decent name for a band Or a craft beer from a microbrewery.
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  Is this a dragon? DO NOT POST PORN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT
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  @lb_ said in Is this a dragon? DO NOT POST PORN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT: @anonymous234 what annoys me is that even if I never open that, I know my browser has downloaded them and loaded them into RAM. Therefore criminal!
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  Is this a dragoon?
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  @pie_flavor said in Is this a dragoon?: Barrier do not enter to do not ring bells trophy? The last bit is clearly a no-bell prize, but I have no idea what the first half is supposed to mean.
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  I have a disablity. Do I need 10 hours of sleep a night?
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  @boomzilla said in I have a disablity. Do I need 10 hours of sleep a night?: starting memes that everyone wants to follow More like mocking the village idiot. But, whatever.
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  Is this a porn? DO NOT NOT POST PORN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT
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  @boomzilla said in Is this a porn? DO NOT NOT POST PORN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT: Sharp...
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  Is this a Dagut?
  obscure references • • anonymous234  

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  @jaloopa said in Is this a Dagut?: @anonymous234 said in Is this a Dagut?: Isn't that a DigDug? I think it might be a Púca.
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  Is this a Unicorn?
  privilege check identification • • Tsaukpaetra  

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  @pie_flavor said in Is this a Unicorn?: @jaloopa said in Is this a Unicorn?: @pie_flavor said in Is this a Unicorn?: have you never heard of Chuck Tingle before? Is that something to do with Tingle from the Legend of Zelda? Chuck Tingle - Wikipedia So yes, it is a Legend of Zelda thing.
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  Is this getting old?
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  @ben_lubar said in Is this getting old?: Most of our best memes are created this way. All of the terrible ones as well
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  Is this a knife?
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  Try stabbing yourself with it and see what happens.
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  Is this the real life?
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
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  Is this hyperlink self-referential?
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  Red Boob https://i.imgur.com/ZRwmlI8.png
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  Mute this thread NOW!
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  @perverted_vixen said in Mute this thread NOW!: @karla said in Mute this thread NOW!: @kt_ said in Mute this thread NOW!: @karla said in Mute this thread NOW!: @kt_ said in Mute this thread NOW!: @karla said in Mute this thread NOW!: @greybeard said in Mute this thread NOW!: @tsaukpaetra said in Mute this thread NOW!: do you have the singing toilet too? Nope. not on the one that counts... Last night we went out of the house for dinner for the first time since starting the process. Unfortunately, we packed the adapter ring that goes on the actual toilets instead of the thing you put on the floor with a bag in it. Cue an over-half-hour battle of wills. A custodian stopped by to check that the kid was okay. Now the kid insists on the adapter ring. We appear to be done with the mini version. I have both the adapter ring and a portable one. For a moment there I thought you were talking about sex toys! The NSFW is over there Are you saying there are photos of your sex toys there? Um, what sex toys? these ones? /me pulls a box marked STUDY AID out from @karla's closet ??? Filed under: Surprising how many pregnancy pics come up when searching "bondage study"...
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  Am I the only one who finds Haribo adverts a bit creepy?
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  @scholrlea said in Am I the only one who finds Haribo adverts a bit creepy?: Smooth move, Haribo. Good post. (not sarcastic, actually good post)
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  Lorne is on vacation
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  RETROSPECTIVE July 27th, 2017. Museum of the Rockies, Montana. I call this set "Inappropriate uses of camera angles" hey boi ur butt smells good I CAN HAZ HUMIN HEAD NOM NOM NOM oh god butts make me so horny SO DOEZ EATING HUMINZ boink boink boink
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  Results of Dangerous Experimentation
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  @mzh said in Results of Dangerous Experimentation: In the Dangerous Experimentation thread, where people were instructed to be respectful and to try to have a civil conversation, it was interesting to see what actual reasons people gave for their beliefs: This is exactly the type of feedback I was looking for when I started the thread. It's nice to know that the dangerous experimentation thread wasn't a total waste of time.
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  I need 10 hours of sleep each night, do I have a disability?
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  @blakeyrat said in I need 10 hours of sleep each night, do I have a disability?: @blakeyrat https://www.pexels.com/photo/adult-beautiful-beauty-body-206602/ What's up with the lack of deep black in that picture? Here's a version where I used GIMP's auto white balance: Here's a version where I manually adjusted the levels (WOMM): CC0, as the original.
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  Bots?
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  @boomzilla said in Bots?: @tsaukpaetra said in Bots?: Noted: boys euphemism entered for lager. "Tall boys" mean cans of beer bigger than 12oz. Though I see Urban Dictionary says they must be 24oz. Stuck up dickheads that they are. Ah. My automated access to ud is not available at the moment. However, I can flip a coin if you'd like!
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  I need 10,000 hours of sleep each night, do I have a disability?
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  @boomzilla said in I need 10,000 hours of sleep each night, do I have a disability?: @tsaukpaetra said in I need 10,000 hours of sleep each night, do I have a disability?: I need to recalibrate intrusion vision, I read that as "read a dock". I need to recalibrate accent. I'm from New Zealand and I read that as "read a dick." Reddit dick? Ah! We've come around, halfway there!
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  I am Perverted_Vixen, ask me anything
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  @lorne-kates said in I am Perverted_Vixen, ask me anything: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck is giving a double blowjob? /me measures her favorite wooden dildo looks like 16 inces in lenght, with two inches girth.... times two. @el_heffe said in I am Perverted_Vixen, ask me anything: Google image search "Twilight Sparkle porn" Learning is FUN!
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  `lp0` on fire
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  server them right for sharing at the sun!
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  I am Accalia, ask me anything, and everything.
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  @boomzilla said in I am Accalia, ask me anything, and everything.: @raceprouk said in I am Accalia, ask me anything, and everything.: I'm pretty sure that's a piss-take article. Hmmm.....next question then: @accalia, do you trust Canadians not to drink your beer, eh? they can drink all of my beer that they want. i'm not going to drink that pisswater anyway.
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  Goodbye
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  @arantor said in Goodbye: The problem is that the threshold for cohabitation isn't the same for everyone and the 'semi civilised manner' is not the same for everyone, that's kind of the problem. Must have happened because we moved away from the Civilized Discourse Construction Kit Inc Software.
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  I am Accalia, ask me anything
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  @masonwheeler said in I am Accalia, ask me anything: @accalia said in I am Accalia, ask me anything: rabbit flavoured lollipops ??? they use Bertie Botts as their lollipop provider. /me is currently sucking on a lemongrass flavored lollipop
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  Donald Trump runs for president of WTDWTF
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  @blakeyrat Russian hackers?