Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer
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@Gribnit Because they keep the doctor away.
Do you know the muffin man?
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@pie_flavor I knew him, Horatio, before we was eaten by the baby shark.
If I give an answer to a question I've myself made in the past, does that make it a retrorical question?
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@Zecc You're not allowed to answer your own questions. That's silly.
Who's that lounging in my chair?
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@Zecc which chair?
Is answering a question with another question punishable by Megadeth penalty?
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@admiral_p This is not the questions-only thread.
What is the square root of dihydrogen monoxide?
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@PleegWat said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
What is the square root of dihydrogen monoxide?
90°.
How high does this go?
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@kazitor
Bow wow wow yippy-yo yippy-yay, bow wow wow yippy-yo.Why are we here?
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@kazitor as high as Afroman.
If Fiat means Fix It Again Tony, who's Tony?
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@admiral_p said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
@kazitor as high as Afroman.
If Fiat means Fix It Again Tony, who's Tony?
Terror Of New York.
If there's no F in Tony's name, what's your excuse?
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@Gribnit excusatio petita, accusatio non manifesta.
Can pigs speak Pig Latin?
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@admiral_p No, they mostly speak Shoe Polish.
What is your quest?
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@pie_flavor Zork I, if it worked.
What is your best?
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@admiral_p A cousin.
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
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@djls45 Smoking pipes that he picked.
When do a troll get tolled?
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@cheong right before a toll gets trolled.
How do you get a hangover without drinking or taking drugs?
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@admiral_p Glacial action (phwoar!) at the base of a cliff of particularly hard stone.
Who's coming to dinner?
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@admiral_p said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
@cheong right before a toll gets trolled.
How do you get a hangover without drinking or taking drugs?
Actually I expect the reply would be something like: "When the troll travel on a trolley". :P
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@cheong Is off-topic discussion allowed here?
(have fun following two question chains, suckers)
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Where's Wally?
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I just had a hour or two working outside that actually was fun, so:
Can a Kärcher (linked to the EN-site for your convenience) clean itself?
/especially the Dreckfräser was nice, no EN-Link here 'cos of
//this reminds me of their slogan from some years ago: "Gut daĂ immer was schmutzig ist", but I feel I'm veering into off-topic-country.
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@cheong said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
Where's Wally?
THERE IS NO WALLY
If I eat a thousand tarts, will I spoil my breakfast of a thousand tarts?
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@Gribnit you're not bound to eat a thousand tarts in the first place.
Who's gonna code the first kernel in Inform 7?
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@admiral_p Probably the guy who'll make @error's NodeJS X server.
Where are a penguin's knees?
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@pie_flavor somewhere near the bees' noggins.
How many gears does a TV set have?
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@pie_flavor It doesn't seem so far-fetched to me. There's already a few different ways to compile C code for JS.
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@admiral_p said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
How many gears does a TV set have?
The top ones.
Can a Stig stuck in muck stick a stick into muck to unstick a stuck Stig?
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@kazitor said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
(have fun following two question chains, suckers)
There were already two separate chains:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
@kazitor
Bow wow wow yippy-yo yippy-yay, bow wow wow yippy-yo.Why are we here?
@admiral_p said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
@kazitor as high as Afroman.
If Fiat means Fix It Again Tony, who's Tony?
These two posts answered the same question (by you, coincidentally).
@Applied-Mediocrity's post went unanswered.
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@djls45 No, it must be kicked.
Who watches the watchmen?
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@pie_flavor The police police, obviously.
Will @Applied-Mediocrity's post ever get answered?
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@djls45 said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
@pie_flavor The police police, obviously.
Will @Applied-Mediocrity's post ever get answered?
You might as well have pulled the trigger yourself. You might as well have pulled the god-damn trigger yourself.
Will I ever find an oatmeal I like better than oatmeal?
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@Gribnit said in Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer:
Will I ever find an oatmeal I like better than oatmeal?
Whole, rolled, or quick?
(Heh, this works for both answer and question!)
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@djls45 steamed.
Where can you buy sickle cell disease?
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@admiral_p it, along with hammer-cell disease, is right in your profile badge.
Who's on first?
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@pie_flavor Your mom.
Who else is on first?
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@Gribnit Frist
How many furlongs in a microfortnight?
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@Jaloopa If I take this calculation, and interpret 'micro' as an SI prefix, then it's ~0.0000465598 furlongs.
How long would an infinite number of monkeys take to produce the complete works of Adam Sandler?
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@pie_flavor none at all, because the infinity of monkeys would cause the Universe to wrap around, destroying all notions of time and space as we understand them, and the monkeys would eat Adam Sandler before he were allowed to wreak havoc.
What gets you faster around the world, a hot air balloon or LSD?
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@admiral_p LSD, for a lie can run around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
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